Hey Kids,
It’s time for another cooking army tradition that, like most traditions, involves fattening you all for the eventual kill. It’s colder than should be legally allowed outside, everything is far too shiny for anyone’s good, and the fake happiness is nauseatingly ever-present. Whenever these factors align, we at the cooking army offer up a whole prime rib roast for you zerglings to descend upon with extreme ardor. And so shall it be again this year.
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When: Next Wednesday, December 18th. Cooking starts at 6:30, and everything will be ready by 7:30.
What: Prime rib roast, Garlic Cream Cheese Mashed Potatoes, Peppermint Pie and roast vegetables.
So come, pretend you are part of some liquor-fueled Dickensian delusion and eat the choicest of all meats with us. Bring your drinks, bring your fake cheer and bring your yearning for a warmer place. It’s time to eat.
-Jeremy