Hey Kids,
The history of America is one of conflict, as we all know. First came the single celled organisms and they were eventually oppressed and marginalized by dinosaurs, those in turn were eventually oppressed and marginalized by meteors, which in turn were eventually oppressed and marginalized by buffalo, who in turn were eventually oppressed and marginalized by native Americans. I think the story ends there, or at least that is when I fell asleep in history class. I am certain our current feeble government is just another stepping stone toward an inevitable world of insectoid alien overlords. Anyway, of this long line of oppression, only one group managed to record any recipes, so this week at cooking army we celebrate the food of various Native American tribes.
Items!
When: Wednesday, May 15th. Cooking at 6:30. Food by 7:45.
What: Fry Bread Tacos, Corn Chowder, Butternut Squash Stuffed with Apples and Sausage, Rice Pudding
Beer would be sadly appropriate, but bring whatever you’d like to drink. Bring your poor, your starving, your pitiful masses fleeing from alien oppression. It’s time to eat.
-Jeremy