Barefoot Contessa – 2/29/2012 – Recipes

Posted March 10th, 2012 by Chris

This cooking army turned out pretty well, with a new staple being chosen!

Roasted Figs & Prosciutto

20 large fresh rig figs
20 thin slices prosciutto (about 8 ounces)

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.

Snip the hard stems off the figs and cut the figs in half lengthwise through the stem. With a small sharp knife, cut the prosciutto lengthwise into inch-wide strips. Wrap a strip of prosciutto around the center of each fig half, with the ends overlapping. Brush with olive oil and arrange cut side up on a sheet pan.

Roast the figs for 10 minutes, until the prosciutto is a little crisp and the figs are warmed through. Serve warm.

We replaced the figs with dates as figs weren’t in season, but they turned out pretty good still.

Roasted Vegetable Frittata

2 small zucchini, 1-in diced
2 red bell peppers, 1.5 in diced
2 yellow bell, 1.5 in diced
2 red onion, 1.5 in diced
2/3 c olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
4 t minced garlic (4 cloves)
2 dozen eggs
2 c half-and-half
1/2 c freshly grated Parmesan cheese
2 T unsalted butter
2/3 chopped scallions, white and green parts (6 scallions)
1c grated Gruyere cheese (about 4 oz)

*skipped instructions for roasting the veggies*

*in two large bowls*
In a large bowl, whisk together 1 dozen eggs, 1c half-and-half, 1/4c Parmesan, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper.

In a 10-inch ovenproof saute pan, melt the butter and saute the scallions over medium-low heat for 1 minute. Add the roasted vegetables to the pan and toss with the scallions. Pour the egg mixture over the begetables and cook for 2 minutes over medium low heat without stirring. Transfer the pan to the oven and bake the frittata for 20 to 30 minutes, until puffed and set in the middle. Sprinkle with the Gruyere and bake for another 3 minutes, until the cheese is just melted. Cut into 6 or 8 wedges and serve hot.

This was probably the best item of the night and was said to become a Cooking Army staple, on the order of Disappearing Pork, people liked it so much.

Chicken with Shallots

8 boneless check breasts, skin on (6 to 8 oz each)
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
6 T vegetable/canola oil
1c dry white wine
2/3c freshly squeezed lemon juice (6 lemons)
1/2 minced shallots (2 large)
6T heavy cream
1 stick unsalted butter, diced, at room temperature

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.

Pat the chicken breasts dry with paper towels and sprinkle them generously on both sides with salt and pepper. In a 12-inch cast-iron skillet, heat the oil over medium-high heat for 2 minutes, until it begins to smoke. Place the chicken breasts, skin side down, in the skillet and cook for 4 to 5 minutes without moving, until golden brown.

Using tongs, turn the chicken breasts skin side up, place the skillet in the oven, and roast for 12 to 15 minutes, until the chicken is cooked through.

Meanwhile, in a medium saute pan, combine the white wine, lemon juice, and shallots and cook over medium-high heat for about 5 minutes, until 4 T of liquid remain in the pan. If it reduces too much, add an extra splash of white wine or water. Add the creme, 1 t salt, 1/4 t pepper and bring to a full boil. Remove from the heat, add the diced butter, and swirl the pan until the butter is incorporated. Don’t reheat or the sauce will “break”! Sprinkle with salt and serve the chicken hot with the sauce spooned over it.

This turned out pretty tasty, although it came out a little later than we had thought.

Barefoot Contessa – 2/29/2012 – Invite

Posted February 27th, 2012 by Chris

Much of the world cooks while barefoot, but there is only one barefoot contessa we look to for culinary advice. This week we will combine classy bacon, roasted vegetables, half and half and heavy cream and serve you food barefoot. This week we will feature the future cooking army standard the Roasted Vegetable Frittata. I’ve already made it three times and am looking forward to eating it again.

Details
When:  This Wednesday, 29th of February.  Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts at 6:30.
What:  Roasted Vegetable Frittata, Prosciutto wrapped dates, Chicken Breast

Beverages
Bring them.

enjoy,
Jason

Dirty Hippy Edition – 2/1/2012 – Invite

Posted February 12th, 2012 by Chris

Soups and Saladettes,

Every once in a while, we here at the Cooking Army like to pretend that we are Earth conscious and care about the future and other peoples’ feelings. That’s right, this week, we’re going vegetarian! There will be no sissy vegetarian offerings like tofu in this meal, though. No sir! (Or ma’am whichever the case may be.) Our menu this week features a pair of soups, Cream of Asparagus and Black Bean & Chipotle, that could only be described as scrumptious and succulent, respectively, if they were being made by anyone with talent. We, on the other hand, can only promise you won’t get food poisoning. Our feature salad will be a French Pasta Salad that is guaranteed to make your taste buds surrender.

Croutons!

When: This Wednesday, February 1st. Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts at 6:30.
What: Cream of Asparagus Soup, Black Bean & Chipotle Soup, French Pasta Salad

The beer situation in this hippie commune is grim. Best bring some with you if you’d like to get liquored. Bring your Level Five Vegans, bring your non-conformists, bring your empty stomach. It’s time to eat!

Northern European – 1/18/2012 – Recipes

Posted February 12th, 2012 by Chris

Our proportions for this cooking army didn’t work out so well, but everything ended up tasting pretty good.

Norwegian Sweet Soup Recipe: http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~wgnorway/recipe.html#Norwegian%20Sweet%20Soup
You do NOT need to multiply this by any stretch of the imagination. The servings were huge! This ended up being pretty tasty, but there’s a significant divergence on who likes tapioca and who doesn’t.

Curried Lamb: http://www.sofn.com/norwegian_culture/showRecipe.jsp?document=CurriedLamb.html
Best item of the night, not too spicy with lots of flavor.

Shepherd’s Pie Recipe: http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/easy_shepherds_pie/
Again, no need to multiply this recipe as the portions are huge. Turned out as average shepherd’s pie.

Norwegian Cookies Recipe: http://www.food.com/recipe/norwegian-cookies-137647
These were damn tasty, just like the cookies my grandma used to make. With lots of butter.

Northern European – 1/18/2012 – Invite

Posted January 17th, 2012 by Chris

Folks and Folkettes,

After our hiatus during the holidays, it’s time to take down the Festivus pole and start off the new year with more Cooking Army. Since winter has returned to Chicago, we hunker down for the freeze inducing chill and feast upon the hearty foods that allow the people to sunbathe in snow drifts. We take our direction this time from the ice and fjord laden Northern European regions.

Details!

When:  This Wednesday, January 18th.  Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts at 6:30.
What:  Norwegian Sweet Soup, Curried Lamb, Shepherd’s Pie, Norwegian Cookies

It has been brought to my attention that there is far too much good beer still at Jeremy’s place leftover from the New Year’s party and so we shall need no additional this time. We should all endeavor to assist in the depletion of these stores, hard though this request may be. Bring your friends, bring your foes, even bring your family, it’s time to eat.

/Chris

Prime Rib – 12/14/2011 – Recipes

Posted December 29th, 2011 by Chris

We had a great showing at this event and we actually ate nearly all the food… This is always one of our best events of the year and we eagerly await each one. On with the recipes!

Prime Rib Recipe: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/ClassicPrimeRib.htm
Best item of the night, Jeremy went all out and cooked this all day long and got it nice and rare. A good trick is to keep the leftover juice from it to make the Yorkshire Pudding.

Yorkshire Pudding Recipe: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/ClassicPrimeRib.htm
Great item to finish off the meal, absolutely horrible for you, but damn tasty.

Salad Recipe: Nope
– Lettuce
– Cucumbers
– Croutons
– Tomato
– Cheeze
– Kalamata Olives
– Whatever other salad veggie is on sale
– Dressing
Just a generic salad to round out the meal.

Rosemary Potatoes Recipe: Roast garlic in oil, add red potatoes and rosemary until edges are browned.
– Red Taters
– Rosemary
– Butter
– GARLIC
These were damn tasty, roasting the garlic in the butter beforehand really added some good flavor to these. Then again, I’m a sucker for roasted potatoes.

Peppermint Pie Recipe: http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1937,157177-246199,00.html
The grand finale of the meal, tastes like christmas in pie form. I can’t wait to start making this outside of the Christmas Cooking Army.

Prime Rib – 12/14/2011 – Invite

Posted December 11th, 2011 by Chris

Hey kats and kits,

It’s that time of year again when you are forced to interact with your parents, your estranged drunken uncle Milton and a slew of cousins from Arkansas you barely remember.  Why not take a bit of the edge off of this forced familial contact with slices of beef so prime they put the word in the name of the product? So as in years past, we at the cooking army will once again indulge in the only family tradition I care to acknowledge by making a massive prime rib roast to feed you starving masses.

Items!

When:  This Wednesday, December 14th.  Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts many many hours beforehand.
What:  Prime Rib, Yorkshire Pudding, Rosemary Potatoes, Saladthings and Peppermint Pie

In addition to the meat, I’ll have my Festivus pole up, so if anyone wishes to air grievances, I’ll happily/angrily join in.  Bring whatever you’d like to drink and I’ll see you when it’s time to eat.

-Jeremy

Frugal Gourmet – 11/30/2011 – Recipes

Posted December 6th, 2011 by Chris

We pulled these recipes from a pair of Jeff Smith cook books, so all attributed recipes are created by that dude and we are not at all trying to rip him off.

Whitefish in Paper

Frugal Gourmet pg 255
3 lbs whitefish fillets
Olive or peanut oil
Cooking parchment paper
Mirepoix of Vegetables (pg 243)
Butter
Parchment paper (18-in long)

Cut the fish into 8 serving pieces. Barely brown the pieces very quickly on both sides in a bit of olive or peanut oil; do not cook long.

Tear off one 18-in long sheet of parchment paper for each of the 8 servings. Fold the paper in half so that the packet is now 9 in wide. Cut a heart from the paper, using the full width and length of the paper.

Open the paper, and place one serving of fish on one side of the heart, close the fold. Top the fish with a few tablespoons of the mirepoix. Lightly butter the other side of the heart, and fold over; crimp the edges. Puff up the envelope by blowing into the open point, and then seal the point.

Place each of the packages on an oiled baking sheet, and bake at 400 degrees for 7 to 10 minutes, or until the top of the paper is lightly browned. Place each packet on a serving plate, and let your guests open their treasures.

This dish can be prepared ahead of time and baked at the last minute. However, do not refrigerate the packages. Make them close to your guests’ arrival time.

Serves 8

This turned out really well, although we ended up cooking it in the oven for twice as long as listed. Don’t be fooled, the heart shaped paper wrap thingy actually kinda works.

Mirepoix of Vegetables

Frugal Gourmet pg 243
2 cloves garlic, crushed
1 cup diced celery
1 cup diced carrot
2 cups chopped yellow onion
1 teaspoon peanut oil
2 teaspoons Herb Blend (below, from pg 244)
2 oz dry sherry

Saute the garlic, celery, carrot, and onion in the oil for a few minutes. Add the Herb Blend, and saute until the vegetables are not quite tender. Deglaze the pan by adding the sherry and stirring it about with a wooden spoon until the brown glaze formed on the bottom of the pan is liquefied. Cool, and refrigerate.

Makes 3 cups

Herb Blend

1 teaspoon fresh-cracked pepper
3 bay leaves
½ tsp whole oregano
¼ tsp marjoram, whole leaves, dried, work best
¼ tsp savory, whole leaves, dried, work best
¼ tsp basil, whole leaves, dried, work best
¼ tsp thyme, whole leaves, dried, work best
¼ tsp rosemary, whole leaves, dried, work best

Crush all the ingredients together with your fingers, and store in tightly capped jar. No need to refrigerate. Use in any way you like for a little extra flavor in your cooking.

Makes 3 tablespoons

Harriet’s Southern Biscuits

Frugal Gourmet Cooks American pg 428
1 cup + 2 tbs flour
1 tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
¼ tsp baking soda
2 tbs Crisco
½ cup buttermilk
1 tbs Crisco for frying pan

Mix the dry ingredients together in a mixing bowl. Blend in the Crisco until the mixture is coarse and grainy. Harriet uses a fork, but I have better luck with a pastry blender. Then, using a fork, stir in the buttermilk. Do not overmix. Put out on a floured board or marble pastry board and knead just a few times. Pat out the dough to about ½ inch thick. Cut with a biscuit cutter or a glass. (Flour the cutter.) Do not handle the dough too much or it will get tough.

Use a heavy black iron frying pan. Place the 1 tbs of Crisco in the frying pan and put the frying pan in the oven for about 7 minutes. Remove the pan from the oven and place the biscuits in the pan. Turn each once in the oil and bake the biscuits at 500 degrees for 10 minutes, or until light brown.

Makes 6-8 biscuits

These were sort of bland basic biscuits, although everybody seemed to like them with hot sauce.

 Pasta Primavera

Frugal Gourmet page 124
2 cloves garlic, minced fine
1 tbs olive oil
1 small yellow onion, peeled and diced
2 ripe tomatoes, chopped
salt and pepper to taste
½ teaspoon basil
½ teaspoon oregano
2 medium zucchini, grated into coarse pieces
½ cup dry red wine
¼ cup grated Parmesan or Romano cheese
1 lbs pasta, cooked

In a large frying pan, saute the garlic in the oil until it is lightly browned.Add the onion, and saute until it is clear. Add the tomatoes, salt, pepper, basil, and oregano. Simer for a few mintues, and add the zucchini. Cook for about 5 minutes on high heat, or until the moisture is almost gone.

Add the wine, and simmer to reduce moisture. Add the egg and the cheese. Pour over the pasta, and enjoy.

You can use this sauce over meats, fish, even poultry. It is also good over rice or bulgur wheat.

Serves 6 to 8 as first course

This turned out pretty well, everyone seemed to like it.

 

Hunan Onion Cake

Frugal Gourmet pg 301
1 egg
1 tablespoon water
1 teaspoon sesame oil
1 package wheat tortillas
1 bunch green onions, chopped fine
peanut oil (1 in for frying)
wax paper

Mix the egg with the water and sesame oil. Mix well. Brush one side of a flour tortilla with the mixture, and sprinkle some green onions on top. Brush another wheat tortilla with the egg mixture, and press together the two tortillas, based sides facing. Cover with a plate or some other weight for about 15 minutes, or until the edges are sealed. You may stack up many of these as long as you separate each pair with a sheet of wax paper.

Place enough peanut oil in a frying pan to give you about 1-inch depth. Heat the oil to 370 degrees. Fry each cake until puffy and light golden brown on one side, and then turn the cake over, cooking about 2 minutes altogether. Drain on paper towels, and then cut into pie-shaped wedges for serving.

Makes 5

 

Frugal Gourmet – 11/30/2011 – Invite

Posted November 28th, 2011 by Chris

Thanksgiving is over, but there is another opportunity to over eat this Wednesday. This week we will be serving food, from recipes, from Jeff Smith* because someone regifted me a set of four cookbooks. As this chef is known for drinking wine, while cooking, bring the wine along.

When:  Next Wednesday, November 9th.  Cooking starts at 6:30.  Food ready as early as 7:30.
What:  Whitefish in Paper, Harriet’s Southern Biscuits, Pasta Primavera, Hunan Onion Cake

eat well,
Jason

*Cooking Army does not endorse any actions of Jeff Smith.

Hawaiian – 11/9/2011 – Recipes

Posted November 10th, 2011 by Chris

Here’s the delicious recipes from last night’s Cooking Army.

Shoyu Chicken – Recipe: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/shoyu-chicken/detail.aspx
This was the undisputed best item of the night, a bit spicy, but the marinade made it great.

Sesame Crusted Mahi Mahi – Recipe: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/sesame-crusted-mahi-mahi-with-soy-shiso-ginger-butter-sauce/detail.aspx
This turned out pretty well, the sauce really kicked it up.

Tropical Salad with Pineapple Vinaigrette – Recipe: http://allrecipes.com/recipe/tropical-salad-with-pineapple-vinaigrette/detail.aspx
Good, but pretty much just a basic salad with pineapple, bacon and macadamia nuts thrown in.

Spam Musubi – Recipe: http://www.epicurious.com/articlesguides/blogs/editor/2009/05/recession-speci.html
This was ok, the flavors didn’t really mix well, it tasted like spam in rice.