Cruelty Free Edition – 1/23/2013 – Recipes

Posted February 5th, 2013 by Chris

We tried JP’s vegetarian food this week and it was ok, then again, I was ill, so I didn’t get to sample any of it firsthand.

Hippie Loafhttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/hippie-loaf-gluten-free/
Needed more garlic and wasn’t that great.

Applesauce Biscuitshttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/applesauce-biscuits/
Terrible. Lets not do this one again.

Cajun Chickpea Cakeshttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/cajun-chickpea-cakes/
No one commented on it, so it wasn’t horrible, but probably not that good either.

Chipotle Roasted Corn Souphttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/chipotle-roasted-corn-soup/
This was great. Only one that turned out good, will need to try it again sometime.

Cruelty Free Edition – 1/23/2013 – Invite

Posted January 20th, 2013 by Chris

If there is one thing I have learned in life, it’s never to read books. Books are a vile invention. Oh, sure, they look all innocent and harmless and, sure, they promise hours of imaginative entertainment. It is all just a ruse, my friends! Books, much like guns or the TSA, give you a false sense of security! One minute, you’ll be reading your books all willie
nillie and then suddenly you accidentally pick up a book about the abhorrent conditions of factory farmed animals and POOF you’re a vegetarian. It can happen to you too, my friends! I know what you’re thinking, “Oh, I practice safe book reading”. You poor, naive fool! I once thought as you did. Now look at me. Here I am, a vegetarian. Learn
from my mistakes, my friends! Don’t let the same fate befall you as has befallen me! Make sure the books you read are for entertainment purposes and that they are not trying to teach you to “learn” something. And whatever you do, don’t read “Eating Animals” by Jonathan Safran Foer. You have been forewarned!

As a lesson to you all, you will be forced to eat like I do. That’s right, the food we cook may be cruelty free this week, but you will suffer by being forced to eat it! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

When: This Wednesday, January 23rd. Cooking starts at 6:30. Food ready by 7:30
What: Hippie Loaf, Applesauce Biscuits, Cajun Chickpea Cakes, Chipotle Roasted Corn Soup

To help alleviate your suffering, I strongly recommend that you bring beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Bring your friends. Bring your booze. Bring your pity (poor Jean-Paul!).
It’s time to eat!

Breakfast – 1/9/2013 – Recipes

Posted January 10th, 2013 by Chris

This week was breakfast food: sausages, pancakes, n’ biscuits!

Sausagehttp://cookieandclaire.blogspot.com/2011/12/cooking-breakfast-sausage-in-oven.html
This was damn good sausage. Jeremy also collected about half a tomato sauce jar worth of grease from it.

Roasted vegetable frittata (doubled)
We roasted the veggies the night before. We’ll need to make two frittata’s rather than trying to double it.
2 small zucchini, 1-in diced
2 red bell peppers, 1.5 in diced
2 yellow bell, 1.5 in diced
2 red onion, 1.5 in diced
2/3 c olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
4 t minced garlic (4 cloves)
2 dozen eggs
2 c half-and-half
1/2 c freshly grated Parmesan cheese
2 T unsalted butter
2/3 chopped scallions, white and green parts (6 scallions)
1c grated Gruyère cheese (about 4 oz)

Roast the vegetables at 425 degrees for 15 minutes with 1 ½ teaspoon salt and ½ teaspoon pepper. After 15 minutes, stir, add garlic and cook for another 15 minutes.

<in two large bowls>
In a large bowl, whisk together 1 dozen eggs, 1c half-and-half, 1/4c Parmesan, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper.

In a 10-inch oven proof sauté pan, melt the butter and sauté the scallions over medium-low heat for 1 minute. Add the roasted vegetables to the pan and toss with the scallions. Pour the egg mixture over the vegetables and cook for 2 minutes over medium low heat without stirring. Transfer the pan to the oven and bake the frittata for 20 to 30 minutes, until puffed and set in the middle. Sprinkle with the Gruyère and bake for another 3 minutes, until the cheese is just melted. Cut into 6 or 8 wedges and serve hot.

I didn’t eat this due to all the eggs (2 dozen!), but comments were all good.

Best Drop Biscuits
From America’s Test Kitchen episode: Holiday Ham and Biscuits – http://www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/detail.php?docid=11468&incode=M**ASCA00
Makes 12 Biscuits
If buttermilk isn’t available, powdered buttermilk added according to package instructions or clabbered milk can be used instead. To make clabbered milk, mix 1 cup milk with 1 tablespoon lemon juice and let stand 10 minutes. A 1/4-cup (#16) portion scoop can be used to portion the batter. To refresh day-old biscuits, heat them in a 300-degree oven for 10 minutes.

INGREDIENTS
2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour (10 ounces)
2 teaspoons baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon sugar
¾ teaspoon table salt
1 cup buttermilk (cold)
8 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled slightly (about 5 minutes), plus 2 tablespoons melted butter for brushing biscuits

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Adjust oven rack to middle position and heat oven to 475 degrees. Whisk flour, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, and salt in large bowl. Combine buttermilk and 8 tablespoons melted butter in medium bowl, stirring until butter forms small clumps.
2. Add buttermilk mixture to dry ingredients and stir with rubber spatula until just incorporated and batter pulls away from sides of bowl. Using greased 1/4-cup dry measure, scoop level amount of batter and drop onto parchment-lined rimmed baking sheet (biscuits should measure about 2 1/4 inches in diameter and 1 1/4 inches high). Repeat with remaining batter, spacing biscuits about 1 1/2 inches apart. Bake until tops are golden brown and crisp, 12 to 14 minutes.
3. Brush biscuit tops with remaining 2 tablespoons melted butter. Transfer to wire rack and let cool 5 minutes before serving.

TECHNIQUE
When you stir slightly cooled melted butter into cold buttermilk, the butter will clump. Although this might look like a mistake, it’s one of the secrets to this recipe. The clumps of butter are similar to the small bits of cold butter in biscuits prepared according to the traditional method and help guarantee a light and fluffy interior.

A greased 1/4-cup measure is a great tool for scooping dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet.

Add a bit of butter to the top and these were pretty great. Good recipe.

Brown Sugar Oatmeal Pancakes
Sharon Wilson Bickett, Chester, South Carolina – The Taste of Home Cookbook

½ c plus 2 T quick-cooking oats
½ c whole wheat flour
½ c all-purpose flour
½ t baking soda
½ t salt
⅓ c packed brown sugar
1 egg
2 T vegetable oil
1 c buttermilk

This was probably my favorite recipe of the night and everyone seemed to agree. Half flour, half wheat pancakes were damn tasty.

Cooking Army is back!

Posted January 6th, 2013 by Chris

Sorry about the brief hiatus! I got lazy and stopped posting. Well, that ends now and I’ve posted our next invite for the new year. My resolution is to keep on track with posting here more often.

/Chris

Breakfast – 1/9/2013 – Invite

Posted January 6th, 2013 by Chris

Eaters,

I went to Georgia for Christmas and had the best breakfast sausage ever from  Stripling’s General Store. I decided to share it with all you’ll. Unfortunately, it was closed when we went to pick it up, so you get the sausage from Salt Lick instead. I’ve never had it. Hopefully it’s good. In case it isn’t we’ll have a few more things to eat.

When:  This Wednesday, January 9th.  Food ready by 7:30
What:  Sausage from Georgia, Frittata with Roasted Vegetables, Drop Biscuits, Pancakes

I imagine Jeremy’s short on beverages again. Naturally breakfast related beverages are appropriate.

let’s eat,
Jason

Chicago Food – 10/24/2012 – Invite

Posted October 24th, 2012 by Chris

Hey kids,

In ancient times the native Chicagoans would hunt the elusive fresh water whale and slather themselves in layer after layer of blubber to ward off the ungodly cold we all eventually face. As time progressed and both the wheel and the warming pad were invented, we Chicagoans found a better way to deal with the winter. Instead, we spread layer after layer of human blubber between our skins and our guts by imbuing some of the tastiest and unhealthiest food on Earth. In order to prevent you all from suffering from hypothermia this winter, we at the cooking army vow to give you a good head start on this process. It will be the food we all know and love, but free and with significantly less hilarious accentage from the cooks.

Items!

When: This Wednesday, Rocktober 24th. Cooking starts at 6:30. Food by 7:45.
What: Homemade Eyetalian Beef, Polish Sassage, Pizzas of many varieties and maybe a couple, two-chree hotdogs.

I fear my beer cupboard is nearly bare. I’ll have to hunt down the alcoholic and overly-personified mice that have been filching from it. In the meantime, I suggest you bring whatever sort of liquid you like to imbue with sammiches and the like. Be there or be thin. It’s time to eat.

-Jeremy

Soups and Pasta – 10/3/2012 – Invite

Posted September 30th, 2012 by Chris

This week at the Cooking Army, we will be having a celebration of sorts. JeanPaul is having his annual birthing anniversary, reached a truly ancient and venerable age. We decided to let him make a few choices while he was still cogent for this week’s menu and he has declared we make soups and pasta. We shall therefore make soups and pasta for all. And a dip even!

Details!

When: This Wednesday, October 3rd. Food prep at 6:30. Food as early as 7:15.
What: Islander Artichoke & Spinach Dip, Thai-spiced Pumpkin Soup, Roasted Butternut Squash Soup, Gnocchi al burro e salvia

With Oktoberfest in full swing, it would be appropriate to bring any Oktoberfest style or fall season beers. I promise they won’t go undrunk. Oh, someone should bring some truly vile limoncello, I hear JP loves that stuff. Bring your friends, bring your bellies, bring your party hats, it’s time to eat.

/Chris

Southern Thai – 9/19/2012 – Invite

Posted September 17th, 2012 by Chris

This week we will be using you all as guinea pigs and combining Thai food with bacon grease. What could go wrong? (Other than grease fires and heart disease.) We are certain the strong flavors of Thai food will stand up to the wonder of bacon grease.

Thai curry with bacon grease
Pad Thai with bacon grease
Vegan Pad Thai without bacon grease (made to order)
Chicken Satay with bacon grease

Details!

When: This Wednesday, September 19th. Food prep at 6:30. Food as early as 7:45.

– Jason

No Cooking Army this week

Posted September 4th, 2012 by Chris

Just wanted to update that Cooking Army has been delayed again and is currently scheduled to return next week. The Summer always creates gaps like this when there’s too much fun stuff to do outside. Fear not though, we will return to fill your bellies soon.

Grillin’ – 7/25/2012 – Invite

Posted July 24th, 2012 by Chris

Sorry for the lack up updates over the past month, I’m going to try and at least get our past couple recipes up. On with our normally scheduled invite…

Normally when Summer approaches, those of us at the Cooking Army get a little gleeful in anticipation of the opportunity to douse our grill in lighter fluid, ignite fire in a manly manner, and roast meats of all varieties. Due to living arrangement changes and the fact that until this week, JP didn’t physically even have a deck, we have been unable to satiate this desire.

This problem has been rectified and we can finally have this year’s inaugural grilling! We’ll at least give a passing attempt not to burn the building down in our eagerness.

Lists!

When: This Wednesday, July 25th
What: Smoked Apple and Gouda Chicken sausages, Disappearing Pork, Jamaican Jerk Chicken, Vegetable skewers

JeanPaul’s beer supply has dwindled somewhat, so we encourage you to find a six pack or two of your favorite beer, crack open a cold one, kick back, and enjoy our grilled goodness. It’s time to eat.

/Chris