“Best of” Edition – 5/1/2013 – Recipes

Posted May 2nd, 2013 by Chris

It was a small showing tonight, but that’s ok, it was a beautiful night out!

Disappearing Pork
Marinade
1 cup fresh orange juice
6 Tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
6 Tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
3 Tbsp. molasses
3 Tbsp. minced garlic
6 pork tenderloins, about 1 pound each
Rub
6 tsp chili powder
3 tsp cracked black pepper
3 tsp kosher salt
1.5 tsp ground cumin
1.5 tsp dried oregano
3/4 tsp granulated garlic

Directions
To make marinade: in small bowl whisk together the marinade ingredients. Trim any excess fat and silver skin from tenderloins.  Place the tenderloins in a large resealable plastic bag and add the marinade.  Press the air out of the bag and seal tightly.  Turn the bag to distribute the marinade, place in a bowl and refrigerate for 1 to 2 hours, turning occasionally.

To make the rub: in a small bowl combine the rub ingredients

Remove the tenderloins from the bag and discard the marinade.  Coat evenly with the rub and lightly brush or spray with olive oil.  Allow to stand at room temperature for 20 to 30 minutes before grilling. Grill over indirect medium heat until the centers are barely pink and the internal temperature reaches 155 degrees farenheit, 25 to 30 minutes, turning once halfway through the grilling time.  Remove from the grill, loosely cover with foil and allow to rest for 3 to 5 minutes before cutting into thin slices on the bias. Makes 12 servings.
Amazing as ever. For those using this recipe, note these amounts are tripled from the standard.

Roasted vegetable frittata (doubled)
We’ll need to make two frittata’s rather than trying to double it.
2 small zucchini, 1-in diced
2 red bell peppers, 1.5 in diced
2 yellow bell, 1.5 in diced
2 red onion, 1.5 in diced
2/3 c olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
4 t minced garlic (4 cloves)
2 dozen eggs
2 c half-and-half
1/2 c freshly grated Parmesan cheese
2 T unsalted butter
2/3 chopped scallions, white and green parts (6 scallions)
1c grated Gruyère cheese (about 4 oz)

Roast the vegetables at 425 degrees for 15 minutes with 1 ½ teaspoon salt and ½ teaspoon pepper. After 15 minutes, stir, add garlic and cook for another 15 minutes.

<in two large bowls>
In a large bowl, whisk together 1 dozen eggs, 1c half-and-half, 1/4c Parmesan, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper.

In a 10-inch oven proof sauté pan, melt the butter and sauté the scallions over medium-low heat for 1 minute. Add the roasted vegetables to the pan and toss with the scallions. Pour the egg mixture over the vegetables and cook for 2 minutes over medium low heat without stirring. Transfer the pan to the oven and bake the frittata for 20 to 30 minutes, until puffed and set in the middle. Sprinkle with the Gruyère and bake for another 3 minutes, until the cheese is just melted. Cut into 6 or 8 wedges and serve hot.
I heard it turned out pretty good, but everyone was pretty stuffed by the time this came out.

Festive Black Bean Chili
2 cups chopped onions
2 garlic cloves, minced or pressed
1 Tbsp ground cumin
1 Tbsp ground coriander
1 cup prepared Mexican-style red salsa
2 red and/or green bell peppers, chopped
3 cups cooked black beans (2 15 ounce cans, drained and rinsed)
3 cups canned whole tomatoes, with juice (28-ounce can)
2 cups fresh or frozen corn kernels (11 ounce package)
salt to taste
Tabasco or other hot pepper sauce to taste

In a covered soup pot, cook the onions and garlic in the water on high heat, stirring frequently, for about 5 minutes. Add the cumin and coriander and stir on high heat for a minute. Stir in the salsa and bell peppers, lower the heat, cover, and simmer for about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add the black beans and tomatoes; simmer for 10 minutes. Add the corn and continue to cook for 10 minutes. Add salt and Tabasco to taste Stir in the cilantro, if desired.
Again, great as always. Could have used a bit more garlic, but I think nearly everything always could.

Grilled Veggies
Miscellenous veggies chopped up, wrapped in tin foil, doused in olive oil, and thrown on the grill.
JP “steamed” some of these instead of grilling them, but they turned out pretty good anyway.

“Best of” Edition – 5/1/2013 – Invite

Posted April 29th, 2013 by Chris

It’s suddenly warm outside! That means there’ll be one more good snow before Summer hits, but until it does, we’re breakin’ out the grill and cookin’ some of the best stuff we’ve ever cooked. That means Disappearing pork. That means Festive Black Bean Chili. We put together a Barefoot Contessa Cooking Army about a year ago and everyone said the Frittata was the bees knees, so we’re doing that too. And to do just a bit more grillin’ because it’s so nice outside, we’re gonna do up some more veggies for you plant eatin’ types.

When:  This Wednesday, May 1st.  Cooking starts at 6:30.  Food ready by 7:30
What:  Disappearing pork, Roasted Vegetable Frittata, Festive Black Bean Chili, Grilled Veggies

Bring your friends.  Bring your booze. It’s time to eat.

/Chris

Sorry folks, no Cooking Army this week

Posted February 19th, 2013 by Chris

Just what the title says, we won’t be having Cooking Army this week, but I will post an update as soon as we have a new one scheduled.

 

That’ll do, pig – 2/6/2013 – Recipes

Posted February 12th, 2013 by Chris

As opposed to last week’s vegetarian dishes, we went with all pork. And it was all really good!

Collard Greenshttp://www.cooks.com/rec/doc/0,1750,134176-246199,00.html
We’ve done this one before and they turned out appropriately spicy, but not crying spicy.

Ham with Honey and Brown Sugar Glazehttp://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Ham-with-Honey-and-Brown-Sugar-Glaze/Detail.aspx
The ham we used already had maple glaze (oops!), but it actually ended up making it taste great! (yay!)

Teriyaki Pork Tenderloinhttp://allrecipes.com/recipe/slow-cooker-teriyaki-pork-tenderloin/
This was the best of the night, great teriyaki flavor and the slow cooked juice was perfect for dipping the meat into.

Bacon Wrapped Dateshttp://www.yumsugar.com/Recipe-Bacon-Wrapped-Dates-4952556
This isn’t necessarily the recipe we used, since we essentially: wrap dates in bacon, put toothpick through bacon wrapped date, put in oven until bacon is cooked. I bought a variety of bacon, the maple bacon turned out really well with these.

That’ll do, pig – 2/6/2013 – Invite

Posted February 5th, 2013 by Chris

Hey folks,

Are you a meatavore? We hope so, because this week we’re going whole hog in the meat category. We’ve selected some choice cuts of pork that should make you squeal with delight. I won’t try to boar you with the details, but we’re not gonna swindle you with low rate spam. Did I mention bacon? Because there’ll be BACON.

When: This Wednesday, February 6th. Cooking starts at 6:30. Food ready as early as 7pm.
What: Ham with Honey and Brown Sugar Glaze, Teriyaki Pork Tenderloin, Bacon Wrapped Dates, Collard Greens

Feel free to bring whatever goes good with pig, whether you’re into beer or swine… err, wine. Bring your friends, bring your carnivores, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.

Cruelty Free Edition – 1/23/2013 – Recipes

Posted February 5th, 2013 by Chris

We tried JP’s vegetarian food this week and it was ok, then again, I was ill, so I didn’t get to sample any of it firsthand.

Hippie Loafhttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/hippie-loaf-gluten-free/
Needed more garlic and wasn’t that great.

Applesauce Biscuitshttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/applesauce-biscuits/
Terrible. Lets not do this one again.

Cajun Chickpea Cakeshttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/cajun-chickpea-cakes/
No one commented on it, so it wasn’t horrible, but probably not that good either.

Chipotle Roasted Corn Souphttp://happyherbivore.com/recipe/chipotle-roasted-corn-soup/
This was great. Only one that turned out good, will need to try it again sometime.

Cruelty Free Edition – 1/23/2013 – Invite

Posted January 20th, 2013 by Chris

If there is one thing I have learned in life, it’s never to read books. Books are a vile invention. Oh, sure, they look all innocent and harmless and, sure, they promise hours of imaginative entertainment. It is all just a ruse, my friends! Books, much like guns or the TSA, give you a false sense of security! One minute, you’ll be reading your books all willie
nillie and then suddenly you accidentally pick up a book about the abhorrent conditions of factory farmed animals and POOF you’re a vegetarian. It can happen to you too, my friends! I know what you’re thinking, “Oh, I practice safe book reading”. You poor, naive fool! I once thought as you did. Now look at me. Here I am, a vegetarian. Learn
from my mistakes, my friends! Don’t let the same fate befall you as has befallen me! Make sure the books you read are for entertainment purposes and that they are not trying to teach you to “learn” something. And whatever you do, don’t read “Eating Animals” by Jonathan Safran Foer. You have been forewarned!

As a lesson to you all, you will be forced to eat like I do. That’s right, the food we cook may be cruelty free this week, but you will suffer by being forced to eat it! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

When: This Wednesday, January 23rd. Cooking starts at 6:30. Food ready by 7:30
What: Hippie Loaf, Applesauce Biscuits, Cajun Chickpea Cakes, Chipotle Roasted Corn Soup

To help alleviate your suffering, I strongly recommend that you bring beer. Lots and lots of beer.

Bring your friends. Bring your booze. Bring your pity (poor Jean-Paul!).
It’s time to eat!

Breakfast – 1/9/2013 – Recipes

Posted January 10th, 2013 by Chris

This week was breakfast food: sausages, pancakes, n’ biscuits!

Sausagehttp://cookieandclaire.blogspot.com/2011/12/cooking-breakfast-sausage-in-oven.html
This was damn good sausage. Jeremy also collected about half a tomato sauce jar worth of grease from it.

Roasted vegetable frittata (doubled)
We roasted the veggies the night before. We’ll need to make two frittata’s rather than trying to double it.
2 small zucchini, 1-in diced
2 red bell peppers, 1.5 in diced
2 yellow bell, 1.5 in diced
2 red onion, 1.5 in diced
2/3 c olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
4 t minced garlic (4 cloves)
2 dozen eggs
2 c half-and-half
1/2 c freshly grated Parmesan cheese
2 T unsalted butter
2/3 chopped scallions, white and green parts (6 scallions)
1c grated Gruyère cheese (about 4 oz)

Roast the vegetables at 425 degrees for 15 minutes with 1 ½ teaspoon salt and ½ teaspoon pepper. After 15 minutes, stir, add garlic and cook for another 15 minutes.

<in two large bowls>
In a large bowl, whisk together 1 dozen eggs, 1c half-and-half, 1/4c Parmesan, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper.

In a 10-inch oven proof sauté pan, melt the butter and sauté the scallions over medium-low heat for 1 minute. Add the roasted vegetables to the pan and toss with the scallions. Pour the egg mixture over the vegetables and cook for 2 minutes over medium low heat without stirring. Transfer the pan to the oven and bake the frittata for 20 to 30 minutes, until puffed and set in the middle. Sprinkle with the Gruyère and bake for another 3 minutes, until the cheese is just melted. Cut into 6 or 8 wedges and serve hot.

I didn’t eat this due to all the eggs (2 dozen!), but comments were all good.

Best Drop Biscuits
From America’s Test Kitchen episode: Holiday Ham and Biscuits – http://www.americastestkitchen.com/recipes/detail.php?docid=11468&incode=M**ASCA00
Makes 12 Biscuits
If buttermilk isn’t available, powdered buttermilk added according to package instructions or clabbered milk can be used instead. To make clabbered milk, mix 1 cup milk with 1 tablespoon lemon juice and let stand 10 minutes. A 1/4-cup (#16) portion scoop can be used to portion the batter. To refresh day-old biscuits, heat them in a 300-degree oven for 10 minutes.

INGREDIENTS
2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour (10 ounces)
2 teaspoons baking powder
½ teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon sugar
¾ teaspoon table salt
1 cup buttermilk (cold)
8 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled slightly (about 5 minutes), plus 2 tablespoons melted butter for brushing biscuits

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Adjust oven rack to middle position and heat oven to 475 degrees. Whisk flour, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, and salt in large bowl. Combine buttermilk and 8 tablespoons melted butter in medium bowl, stirring until butter forms small clumps.
2. Add buttermilk mixture to dry ingredients and stir with rubber spatula until just incorporated and batter pulls away from sides of bowl. Using greased 1/4-cup dry measure, scoop level amount of batter and drop onto parchment-lined rimmed baking sheet (biscuits should measure about 2 1/4 inches in diameter and 1 1/4 inches high). Repeat with remaining batter, spacing biscuits about 1 1/2 inches apart. Bake until tops are golden brown and crisp, 12 to 14 minutes.
3. Brush biscuit tops with remaining 2 tablespoons melted butter. Transfer to wire rack and let cool 5 minutes before serving.

TECHNIQUE
When you stir slightly cooled melted butter into cold buttermilk, the butter will clump. Although this might look like a mistake, it’s one of the secrets to this recipe. The clumps of butter are similar to the small bits of cold butter in biscuits prepared according to the traditional method and help guarantee a light and fluffy interior.

A greased 1/4-cup measure is a great tool for scooping dough onto a parchment-lined baking sheet.

Add a bit of butter to the top and these were pretty great. Good recipe.

Brown Sugar Oatmeal Pancakes
Sharon Wilson Bickett, Chester, South Carolina – The Taste of Home Cookbook

½ c plus 2 T quick-cooking oats
½ c whole wheat flour
½ c all-purpose flour
½ t baking soda
½ t salt
⅓ c packed brown sugar
1 egg
2 T vegetable oil
1 c buttermilk

This was probably my favorite recipe of the night and everyone seemed to agree. Half flour, half wheat pancakes were damn tasty.

Cooking Army is back!

Posted January 6th, 2013 by Chris

Sorry about the brief hiatus! I got lazy and stopped posting. Well, that ends now and I’ve posted our next invite for the new year. My resolution is to keep on track with posting here more often.

/Chris

Breakfast – 1/9/2013 – Invite

Posted January 6th, 2013 by Chris

Eaters,

I went to Georgia for Christmas and had the best breakfast sausage ever from  Stripling’s General Store. I decided to share it with all you’ll. Unfortunately, it was closed when we went to pick it up, so you get the sausage from Salt Lick instead. I’ve never had it. Hopefully it’s good. In case it isn’t we’ll have a few more things to eat.

When:  This Wednesday, January 9th.  Food ready by 7:30
What:  Sausage from Georgia, Frittata with Roasted Vegetables, Drop Biscuits, Pancakes

I imagine Jeremy’s short on beverages again. Naturally breakfast related beverages are appropriate.

let’s eat,
Jason