Cooking Army

Ahoy Hoy Folks, Now that the holidays are in full swing in our beloved frozen tundra again, it’s time for my favorite tradition.  That’s right, this coming Wednesday we will make a rib roast that can only be exactly divided by itself and the number 1.  In addition to the roast of champions, I’m going […]

Hello friends!You all may have noticed that our summer is over, the weather is turning a little cooler occasionally, and spooky season is upon us! I’m feeling very Autumnal right about now and have been drinking cider by the gallon as of late. With that in mind, I want to break out some favorites of […]

Greetings Eaters!We have a special treat for you folks this week! Jeremy and Jason decided to abscond off to Belgium, leaving me all by my lonesome to attempt to cook for y’all. But instead of wallow in trying to do this all by myself, I decided to do the logical thing. I brought in the […]

Hello Friends!I write this to you after procrastinating for far too long because I was stuck scrolling on my phone… again. It is the plague of our generation that many of us have become addicted to our devices. Today, I strive to turn this addiction into an opportunity! You see, everybody’s feed is different, but […]

Comrades!Winter is upon us and it’s icy grip can be felt all around. As we hunker down and dream of warmer times, I try to connect with my eastern European heritage as they generally have weathered these temperatures much better than I usually can. I’m wrapped in 3 blankets and still shivering as I type […]

Hey everyone! This is not a Cooking Army invite, this is just a tribute… I mean, a save the date! We know the holidays can get a bit crammed with stuff, so this is our attempt at giving you a little pre-warning of our upcoming feast! Wednesday, December 20th, 2023 Mark your calendars, you will […]

Hey everybody!The Summer has cooled off and Autumn is in the air… which means it is prime apple harvest time! We went apple picking this past weekend and brought home FAR too many apples. So we’re passing those benefits on to you! We’re gonna toss apples into all our dishes and not at people as […]

Howdy folks! A travesty has occurred within our hallowed halls that must be corrected. This absolutely cannot stand that such a thing has happened, but we will rectify and vitrify this problem so you need not worry. The tragedy? We have not grilled out on the deck yet this year, but this has been corrected! […]

Hello friends! While racking my brain for wonderful delicacies to bring to you within a colorful menu, I decided to make a 90 degree turn. I have often relied on using a single ingredient and taking it to it’s completely illogical conclusion in the form of an entire meal, but what if I were to […]

Hey Friends! We’re without our fearless leader, Jeremy, this week as he goes to fight off the barbarians to the North in Milwaukee. Meanwhile, Jason and I will continue to serve you up dishes we believe to be delicious and you will probably at least respect our enthusiasm. This week, we delve into that delectable […]