This week, we at the Cooking Army are celebrate the foods of one of the most belligerent nations in history. Yes, it’s time for German food once again. We will be serving some Schnitzel. We will be offering our oxtail soup. We will be passing the pretzels. You will be bringing the beverages (beer). Please partake in our perfectly prepared potlatch.

What: Schnitzel (chicken and pork), Oxtail Soup, Homemade Bavarian Pretzels (maybe some homemade mustard if we’re feeling adventurous)
When: Wednesday, April 18th 7:30 PM (cooking starts at 6:30)

A meal like this deserves some good German Bier. So be sure to bring some. Come one, come all! It’s time to eat.

Generically Hispanic – 4/4/2012 – Recipes

Posted April 18th, 2012 by Chris

Had a damn good showing, 17 people for this one! Woo!

Shredded Beef Tacos: http://gimmesomeoven.com/slow-cooker-shredded-beef-tacos/
These were pretty standard tacos, still pretty tasty though.

Chorizo and Cheese stuffed Poblano Peppers: http://www.food.com/recipe/spicy-chorizo-stuffed-poblano-peppers-with-cheese-474914
These were awesome. Dripping with cheese… It’s too bad we only made a couple.

Tilapia Ceviche: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/marcela-valladolid/tilapia-ceviche-recipe/index.html
This was the gold star of the night, everyone loved it.

Gallo Pinto Rice and Beans: http://costa-rica-guide.com/travel/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=282&Itemid=489
You DO NOT need to increase this recipe in any way. It was good, but we had TONS of leftovers.

Generically Hispanic – 4/4/2012 – Invite

Posted April 4th, 2012 by Chris

Hey Kids,

It’s been a while since we last toiled in the kitchen for you all and I think it’s about time I gave myself something else to complain about. To that end, in honor of spring, and also in honor of other things that have no direct relation to this, we will be making food hailing from various countries in Central America. There will be fish, there will be meat, and there will be various wrappings made from corn and flour, all arranged in slightly different ways.

When: This Wednesday, April 4th. Cooking at 6:30, Food ready at 7:45.
What: Shredded Beef Tacos, Tilapia Ceviche, Chorizo and Cheese Stuffed Poblano Peppers, Gallo Pinto Rice and Beans

I still have a reasonable supply of beer in my fridge, but if you want something in particular, feel free to bring it. And feel free to bring your friends, your enemies or anyone else who likes free food. It’s time to eat.

-Jeremy

Barefoot Contessa – 2/29/2012 – Recipes

Posted March 10th, 2012 by Chris

This cooking army turned out pretty well, with a new staple being chosen!

Roasted Figs & Prosciutto

20 large fresh rig figs
20 thin slices prosciutto (about 8 ounces)

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.

Snip the hard stems off the figs and cut the figs in half lengthwise through the stem. With a small sharp knife, cut the prosciutto lengthwise into inch-wide strips. Wrap a strip of prosciutto around the center of each fig half, with the ends overlapping. Brush with olive oil and arrange cut side up on a sheet pan.

Roast the figs for 10 minutes, until the prosciutto is a little crisp and the figs are warmed through. Serve warm.

We replaced the figs with dates as figs weren’t in season, but they turned out pretty good still.

Roasted Vegetable Frittata

2 small zucchini, 1-in diced
2 red bell peppers, 1.5 in diced
2 yellow bell, 1.5 in diced
2 red onion, 1.5 in diced
2/3 c olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground pepper
4 t minced garlic (4 cloves)
2 dozen eggs
2 c half-and-half
1/2 c freshly grated Parmesan cheese
2 T unsalted butter
2/3 chopped scallions, white and green parts (6 scallions)
1c grated Gruyere cheese (about 4 oz)

*skipped instructions for roasting the veggies*

*in two large bowls*
In a large bowl, whisk together 1 dozen eggs, 1c half-and-half, 1/4c Parmesan, 1 teaspoon salt, and 1/2 teaspoon pepper.

In a 10-inch ovenproof saute pan, melt the butter and saute the scallions over medium-low heat for 1 minute. Add the roasted vegetables to the pan and toss with the scallions. Pour the egg mixture over the begetables and cook for 2 minutes over medium low heat without stirring. Transfer the pan to the oven and bake the frittata for 20 to 30 minutes, until puffed and set in the middle. Sprinkle with the Gruyere and bake for another 3 minutes, until the cheese is just melted. Cut into 6 or 8 wedges and serve hot.

This was probably the best item of the night and was said to become a Cooking Army staple, on the order of Disappearing Pork, people liked it so much.

Chicken with Shallots

8 boneless check breasts, skin on (6 to 8 oz each)
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
6 T vegetable/canola oil
1c dry white wine
2/3c freshly squeezed lemon juice (6 lemons)
1/2 minced shallots (2 large)
6T heavy cream
1 stick unsalted butter, diced, at room temperature

Preheat the oven to 425 degrees.

Pat the chicken breasts dry with paper towels and sprinkle them generously on both sides with salt and pepper. In a 12-inch cast-iron skillet, heat the oil over medium-high heat for 2 minutes, until it begins to smoke. Place the chicken breasts, skin side down, in the skillet and cook for 4 to 5 minutes without moving, until golden brown.

Using tongs, turn the chicken breasts skin side up, place the skillet in the oven, and roast for 12 to 15 minutes, until the chicken is cooked through.

Meanwhile, in a medium saute pan, combine the white wine, lemon juice, and shallots and cook over medium-high heat for about 5 minutes, until 4 T of liquid remain in the pan. If it reduces too much, add an extra splash of white wine or water. Add the creme, 1 t salt, 1/4 t pepper and bring to a full boil. Remove from the heat, add the diced butter, and swirl the pan until the butter is incorporated. Don’t reheat or the sauce will “break”! Sprinkle with salt and serve the chicken hot with the sauce spooned over it.

This turned out pretty tasty, although it came out a little later than we had thought.

Barefoot Contessa – 2/29/2012 – Invite

Posted February 27th, 2012 by Chris

Much of the world cooks while barefoot, but there is only one barefoot contessa we look to for culinary advice. This week we will combine classy bacon, roasted vegetables, half and half and heavy cream and serve you food barefoot. This week we will feature the future cooking army standard the Roasted Vegetable Frittata. I’ve already made it three times and am looking forward to eating it again.

Details
When:  This Wednesday, 29th of February.  Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts at 6:30.
What:  Roasted Vegetable Frittata, Prosciutto wrapped dates, Chicken Breast

Beverages
Bring them.

enjoy,
Jason

Dirty Hippy Edition – 2/1/2012 – Invite

Posted February 12th, 2012 by Chris

Soups and Saladettes,

Every once in a while, we here at the Cooking Army like to pretend that we are Earth conscious and care about the future and other peoples’ feelings. That’s right, this week, we’re going vegetarian! There will be no sissy vegetarian offerings like tofu in this meal, though. No sir! (Or ma’am whichever the case may be.) Our menu this week features a pair of soups, Cream of Asparagus and Black Bean & Chipotle, that could only be described as scrumptious and succulent, respectively, if they were being made by anyone with talent. We, on the other hand, can only promise you won’t get food poisoning. Our feature salad will be a French Pasta Salad that is guaranteed to make your taste buds surrender.

Croutons!

When: This Wednesday, February 1st. Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts at 6:30.
What: Cream of Asparagus Soup, Black Bean & Chipotle Soup, French Pasta Salad

The beer situation in this hippie commune is grim. Best bring some with you if you’d like to get liquored. Bring your Level Five Vegans, bring your non-conformists, bring your empty stomach. It’s time to eat!

Northern European – 1/18/2012 – Recipes

Posted February 12th, 2012 by Chris

Our proportions for this cooking army didn’t work out so well, but everything ended up tasting pretty good.

Norwegian Sweet Soup Recipe: http://www.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~wgnorway/recipe.html#Norwegian%20Sweet%20Soup
You do NOT need to multiply this by any stretch of the imagination. The servings were huge! This ended up being pretty tasty, but there’s a significant divergence on who likes tapioca and who doesn’t.

Curried Lamb: http://www.sofn.com/norwegian_culture/showRecipe.jsp?document=CurriedLamb.html
Best item of the night, not too spicy with lots of flavor.

Shepherd’s Pie Recipe: http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/easy_shepherds_pie/
Again, no need to multiply this recipe as the portions are huge. Turned out as average shepherd’s pie.

Norwegian Cookies Recipe: http://www.food.com/recipe/norwegian-cookies-137647
These were damn tasty, just like the cookies my grandma used to make. With lots of butter.

Northern European – 1/18/2012 – Invite

Posted January 17th, 2012 by Chris

Folks and Folkettes,

After our hiatus during the holidays, it’s time to take down the Festivus pole and start off the new year with more Cooking Army. Since winter has returned to Chicago, we hunker down for the freeze inducing chill and feast upon the hearty foods that allow the people to sunbathe in snow drifts. We take our direction this time from the ice and fjord laden Northern European regions.

Details!

When:  This Wednesday, January 18th.  Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts at 6:30.
What:  Norwegian Sweet Soup, Curried Lamb, Shepherd’s Pie, Norwegian Cookies

It has been brought to my attention that there is far too much good beer still at Jeremy’s place leftover from the New Year’s party and so we shall need no additional this time. We should all endeavor to assist in the depletion of these stores, hard though this request may be. Bring your friends, bring your foes, even bring your family, it’s time to eat.

/Chris

Prime Rib – 12/14/2011 – Recipes

Posted December 29th, 2011 by Chris

We had a great showing at this event and we actually ate nearly all the food… This is always one of our best events of the year and we eagerly await each one. On with the recipes!

Prime Rib Recipe: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/ClassicPrimeRib.htm
Best item of the night, Jeremy went all out and cooked this all day long and got it nice and rare. A good trick is to keep the leftover juice from it to make the Yorkshire Pudding.

Yorkshire Pudding Recipe: http://whatscookingamerica.net/Beef/ClassicPrimeRib.htm
Great item to finish off the meal, absolutely horrible for you, but damn tasty.

Salad Recipe: Nope
– Lettuce
– Cucumbers
– Croutons
– Tomato
– Cheeze
– Kalamata Olives
– Whatever other salad veggie is on sale
– Dressing
Just a generic salad to round out the meal.

Rosemary Potatoes Recipe: Roast garlic in oil, add red potatoes and rosemary until edges are browned.
– Red Taters
– Rosemary
– Butter
– GARLIC
These were damn tasty, roasting the garlic in the butter beforehand really added some good flavor to these. Then again, I’m a sucker for roasted potatoes.

Peppermint Pie Recipe: http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1937,157177-246199,00.html
The grand finale of the meal, tastes like christmas in pie form. I can’t wait to start making this outside of the Christmas Cooking Army.

Prime Rib – 12/14/2011 – Invite

Posted December 11th, 2011 by Chris

Hey kats and kits,

It’s that time of year again when you are forced to interact with your parents, your estranged drunken uncle Milton and a slew of cousins from Arkansas you barely remember.  Why not take a bit of the edge off of this forced familial contact with slices of beef so prime they put the word in the name of the product? So as in years past, we at the cooking army will once again indulge in the only family tradition I care to acknowledge by making a massive prime rib roast to feed you starving masses.

Items!

When:  This Wednesday, December 14th.  Food ready by 7:30, cooking starts many many hours beforehand.
What:  Prime Rib, Yorkshire Pudding, Rosemary Potatoes, Saladthings and Peppermint Pie

In addition to the meat, I’ll have my Festivus pole up, so if anyone wishes to air grievances, I’ll happily/angrily join in.  Bring whatever you’d like to drink and I’ll see you when it’s time to eat.

-Jeremy