This past week, my wife and I took a cruise down to the Caribbean and visited San Juan for the first time. We have the sunburn to prove it! We got to experience some of the local cuisine and thought it would be nice to share it with our fellow Cooking Army friends. While we will endeavor to bring a bit of warmth from our unincorporated territory’s weather, we can only promise that we may warm your bellies.
When: This Wednesday, April 18th. Cooking and socializing starts at 6:30pm, food ready starting around 7:30pm
Where: Chris’ quaint casa
What: Homemade horchata, Mofango, Shredded Pork, Arroz con Gandules, Puerto Rican Black Beans
As always, everyone is welcome but not obligated to bring their favorite beer, wine, or dessert. No need to RSVP, if you can’t make it, we’ll just see you next time. Come on over and bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
For Christmas this year, I was given a new cooking utensil to add to my repertoire, a dutch oven. I’ve been looking for ways to use it over the last couple of weeks and I was given a recommendation to try and make some risotto. To which, I do not believe we at Cooking Army have really tackled this dish properly in the past. So, this shall be remedied this week! And we shall do so thrice to see to which style we prefer most. Plus bacon. You can’t go wrong with bacon and I figured we couldn’t make everyone go completely vegetarian… we’re not monsters.
Zest!
When: This Wednesday, January 31st. Cooking and socializing starts at 6:30pm, food ready starting around 7:30pm
Where: Chris’ hole-in-the-wall Italian bistro you can’t wait to tell all your hipster friends about
What: Parmesan Risotto, Radicchio Risotto With Walnuts and Blue Cheese, Baked Saffron Risotto With Mozzarella and Crispy Topping, Bacon wrapped dates
As is tradition at Cooking Army, no need for RSVP, feel free to arrive whenever you like, but remember that it’s first come, first serve. We appreciate beverages as gifts and I hear wine goes well with risotto, but beer or other drinkables are welcome, but not required. Come on over and bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
Just when you thought your holiday season couldn’t be any more calorie rich, it’s time for our annual festival of meat here at the cooking army. Most people who have fallen within a several mile blast radius of my loud complaining know that I typically eschew any form of tradition. So you know the food has to be great if I willingly make myself a hypocrite for this particular meal. As usual, it shall be a glorious gorging of the king of all meats, but this year I’m even throwing a lack-of-bone to the vegetarians hanging out in the back of the crowd trying not to be noticed.
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When: This coming Wednesday, December 13th. Food ready by 7pm
Where: Jeremy’s Overpriced Steak House where you feel all fancy and stuff
What: Prime rib roast, garlic mashed potatoes with au jus, lentil casserole with mushrooms, Yorkshire pudding and lots of peppermint pie
As is our tradition, bring any drink you’d like to consume along with this fine meal and bring any friends you’d like to treat to some good food. It’s my educated opinion that beer goes with everything, but the high falootin folks will probably argue that red wine or a good martini goes better with prime rib. It’s difficult to argue against that point, but I digress. So bring yourselves, bring your friends and bring your all-consuming appetite. It’s time to eat.
The weather has finally turned on us from the Summer and we have started to have to wear heavier clothing. To this, I say, we must fight back! Thwart it with fire and the warm smell of roasting apples n’ meat and such. Mostly the fire though. Also, I want to make some butternut squash soup because it’s proper ripe finally.
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When: This Wednesday, November 8th. Cooking at 6:30, some food ready by 7:00.
What: Butternut Squash Soup, Pork Tenderloin with Roasted Apples and Onions, Triple-Spiced Pear Bread, Cinnamon Toast mixed drink
As always, no need to RSVP, just come on over for some food. Feel free to bring a bottle of wine or 6 pack of beer, but there is no obligation to do so. Bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
Summer is nearly over, but I want to have one more hurrah with my grill before it goes into hibernation for the Fall/Winter. With that in mind, we’ll be chopping everything up and then putting it on the grill for your consumption, as nothing celebrates Summer quite like searing all your food with raw fire. We have an old favorite like Disappearing Pork, but also some new recipes I’d like to try out too.
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When: This Wednesday, August 23rd. Cooking at 6:30, some food ready by 7:00.
What: Cedar Plank Salmon With Maple-Ginger Glaze, Grilled Soy Ginger Peppers, Disappearing Pork, Grilled Peaches, Berries and Cream
As always, no need to RSVP, we welcome all humans here. Feel free to bring a bottle of wine or 6 pack of beer, but there is no obligation to do so. Bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
We are proud to present to you this week, a featured vegetable that doesn’t get enough love from most connoisseurs: Asparagus. We bring it to you baked, fried, and roasted. There are various other things that will accompany this delectable vegetable, but our focus is to bring you the perfect asparagus in a way you have not encountered before. Or perhaps you have, those adventurous enough to have gone down this path before… Plus, asparagus is very much in season right now, so it is prime time to try it out.
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When: This Wednesday, May 24th. Cooking at 6:30, some food ready by 7:00.
What: Asparagus soup with lemon and parmesan, Roasted balsamic asparagus with goat cheese and toasted walnuts, Asparagus and chicken stir fry, Pastry wrapped asparagus
As always, no need to RSVP, we accept vegans, vegetarians, and meatatarians alike. Feel free to bring a bottle of wine or 6 pack of beer, but there is no obligation to do so. Bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
This week’s Cooking Army is all about kumquats. I know the question you already have: “What is a kumquat?” According to internet sources, a kumquat is an edible fruit closely resembling that of the orange (Citrus sinensis), but it is much smaller, being approximately the size and shape of a large olive. Kumquat is a fairly cold-hardy citrus. One of the Cooking Army fans recently had a few pounds of spare kumquats to offer us and we divined inspiration from this fortunate bounty.
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When: This Wednesday, March 29th. Cooking at 6:30, some food ready by 7:30.
What: Grilled Steaks With Citrus Chutney, Kumquat Tagine, Spinach Salad with Almonds and Kumquats, Kumquat Upside-down Cake, Kumquat Smash Cocktail
As always, no need to RSVP and bring any strange fruit lovers you may know. Feel free to bring a bottle of wine or beer, but there is no obligation to do so. Bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
In the past week or so, the political climate has become quite dire or so my facebook feed would tell me. It has become so bad, in fact, that it has driven me to drink. Not only just drink, but drink bourbon. In light of this fact, I would like to share this with all of you in coating everything for Cooking Army this week in bourbon. I may have tested one of the recipes before writing this. I may or may not be affected by said dish already. You’ll have to at least come and help us work through this 1.75L bottle below.
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When: This Wednesday, February 1st. Cooking at 6:30, some food ready by 7:30.
What: Bourbon Chicken, Bourbon-Glazed Carrots, Bourbon Sweet Potatoes, Bourbon–Sea Salt Caramels, plus various bourbon cocktails
As always, no need to RSVP and feel free to bring any friends. Come drink, eat, and be merry. Or drown your sorrows with us. Either way, bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
Am I the only one who’s been dreaming of being on a far away beach, laying on the sand, and feeling the sea breeze while a lanky Mediterranean man yells un-intelligibly in your general direction? Well, I invite you to join in my unconscious delusion by coming to Cooking Army this week for some Greek food! Also, you get to see if we can successfully NOT set my home on fire with flaming cheese.
Opa!
When: This Wednesday, August 31st. Cooking at 6:30, some food ready by 7:00.
What: Pita & Hummus, Saganaki, Greek Chicken, Spanakopita
As always, no need to RSVP and feel free to bring any friends. An offering of beer or ouzo is always appreciated. Bring your friends, bring your bellies, it’s time to eat.
